yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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