Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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