In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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