Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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