He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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