So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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