they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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