I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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