like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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