can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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