is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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