The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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