This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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