Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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