Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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