I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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