That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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