We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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