This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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