All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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