don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize