got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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