doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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