Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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