Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
i think my cat just said my name.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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