whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
If that was your dad, he is hot
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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