Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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