i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
