I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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