i just had sex bonerless
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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