I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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