she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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