there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Randomize