Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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