Whoa Z and x make the same sound
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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