i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
whose ass print is on the piano?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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