I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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