Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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