how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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