i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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