i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
me + whiskey = a bad person
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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