ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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