quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Randomize
