Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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