i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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