Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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