This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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