she looked like the before picture.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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