We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
