super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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