My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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