508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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