Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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