I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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