But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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