they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
tell me about the fingering
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